Sunday, July 4, 2010

Monday, 7/5/10 - Melancholy for Watermelons (part 3)





Laugh lines delivering punch lines.



Critically wounded by his critics.



The easiest way to appear taller is to shorten your ego.



You can't reach any higher standing on someone else's ego.








War is never just but it is always justified.



She waited on a line online.



Clipped speech from a sharp tongue.



If they are white, why are they called tan lines?








Why, when we search the universe for intelligent life forms, do we always assume them to be carbon based like our own? Who deceived us into believing we are intelligent?



Once the homeless had no phones,
Now, most homes are phoneless.



A cup of Joe and it's off to the John.



A slip of paper sliding away.




1 comment:

  1. Slices of modern day wisdom from a 21st century Confucius (smile). Clever and fun. Thanks.

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